Jew Tame

A common discord status misspelling that often confuses people wether it is “Jew Time” or “Jew Tame.”

Hey Aria, its Jew Tame!!! Oh wait, you just misspelled Jew Time.

by IAmVeryActiveInBean’sServer June 15, 2021

Jew Perk

A benefit of being Jewish, sometimes only people who are born Jewish qualify.

Worker: "I'm going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry."

Manager: "What, why?"

W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."

M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"

W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."

M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."

by Another-Anon October 1, 2010

Jesse Jew

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Person 1:you know jesse Jew

Person2:🤏🏿

by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022

Jew Pocket

The name for Knish (a typical jewish dish) whenever you forget the name of them because you're baked out of your mind. Theyre typically stuffed with many meats and fried, baked or grilled. They get the name "Jew Pocket" from looking like an American "Hot Pocket", but being jewish.

"Dude, i was in cleveland and ordered this thing from a jewish deli, but i forgot what it was called and called it a jew pocket".

by NAplam May 7, 2019

Snake jew

A snake that is a jew

No way chase I saw a snake Jew on the mountain.

by Deeznuts6828374 September 4, 2017

cottonball jew

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character

Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms

by Slothfather February 27, 2017

French Jew

Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.

Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."

Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."

French Jew

by Squirt56yz June 4, 2014