Jayden Heaney

a man who doesnt swear, takes short naps and gets the ladies.can also be known as mohamed yusuf or borat.

Me:YO JAYDEN WASSUP
Jayden heaney/mohamed yusuf/borat:YOOOO DOOOOODIO
Me:dela?
Jayden heaney/mohamed yusuf/borat: SHORE DOOD

by delakillah October 14, 2024

Jayden Moment

WHEN YA MATE IS BEIN A SILLY LIL NONCE AND YA GOTTA SMACK SOME SENSE INTO THE CUNT YK

I LOVE KIDS
BRO THATS CLAPPED, JAYDEN MOMENT

by pussypopping1234 March 03, 2022

jayden moment

when ya mate is bein a silly twat n fiddlin wit kids so ya gotta smack som sense into him yk

damn thats one baddie child
dawg shes 12
ok ?
jayden moment.

by pussypopping1234 March 03, 2022

Jayden Vaquerano

Jayden vaquerano is a all star ball player

You see how good Jayden Vaqueranos ye Kees are

by Jayden Vaquerano December 13, 2022

jayden bobb

The Coolest. The Strongest. The Drippest. The Faster. The Smartest. And Ultimately the Biggest.

girl 1: jayden has so much shoes omg hes so cool
girl 2: i just cummed all over myself everytime he walks by

dude 1: I HATE JAYDEN BOBB HE TOOK MY GIRLFRIEND
dude 2 ; lol amogs

by POSSIBLY JB December 02, 2023

Jaydening

Taking something someone said out of context to make them sound stupid.

Parsley Smite: Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Jayden Fat-oh: "You just said they were nuts, retard"
Parsley Smite: "you're Jaydening so hard right now"

by MC Supreme August 02, 2023

Jayden wilding

Jayden has the best Jordan collection as well as his 16 inch penis that inserts many woman
his charming good look mix with his sexy personality and can clap your cheeks in fortnite

girl 1: how many girls did Jayden wilding fuk last night
girl 2: about 700 of them

by ardi katarna June 02, 2021