job spill

(n)
work you are employed to do that spills into your own time

"I've worked 40 hours at the office and another 30 at home this week. This job spill is getting worse every week."

by Robert Doolan December 21, 2005

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nick-job

when you're about to bone a chick, but circumstances prevent you from going in all the way
only your tip got wet

Dude, I was about to bone that chick, then her parents came home so I had to pull out before anything even happened. (nick job)

Female definition: Well, I'm a technical virgin, he only got halfway in and then my parents came home, so it was only a "nick-job."

Dialogue:
How many chicks have you boned? 10...no wait, 9.5
I "nick-jobbed" one of them.

by Bulgarian Bulldozer and Mr. HC June 17, 2010

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Xyon Job

The sexual act of wearing a battlestar galactica t-shirt or helmet of some sort and placing a snare drum in between ur legs and then taking a drum stick and inserting into the urethra of ur penis and perfectly playing the intro drum solo to the hit song by the band Disturbed called "Down With the Sickness"

Dude a Xyon Job hurts like a mutha bitch!!!
Anybody up for an XJ?

by BiGRazorSG55 April 9, 2010

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Slave job

When you're getting a blow job from a woman and start reciting the Emancipation Proclamation at the height of your coitus.

Bill was getting a slave job but could barely make it through four score and seven years ago.

by Eridan585 February 4, 2010

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fan job

When a small or large portable fan is used to blow air onto a sweaty crotch or ass area in order to dry it. This method has been proven to cure crotch rot and swamp ass conditions for extended periods of time.

After sweating his pants off at work all day, Michael rushed home to give himself the sweet relief of a fan job.

by Scroteboat September 23, 2009

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