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The Speed Zone

When you have been sending too many cursed images to your lads and they banish you to the Speed Zone through text, it’s a parallel to our world but everything is sped and a bunch of wack stuff happens. The only way to get out is by going through Guchhi India. Watch out though because if you take the wrong door you end up in hell.
“Hey Mom I’m just in the Speed Zone, I’m getting chased by Bill Clinton in a series of never ending connected bathrooms. You know how it B in the Speed Zone”
by Big Cakespot July 19, 2019
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Strike Zone

A term used in dating apps online to describe the age range you are willing to date within.
I have a big strike zone. I'll date any girl 18 - 32 years old.
by DarthKirby September 30, 2019
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Bro-zoned

When a gay man has his advances refused by a bro, who was under the impression that the relationship was just a bromance.
"Omg I totally just got bro-zoned by Chad, he had no idea I wanted to hook up!"
by Treeboi April 20, 2020
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Covey Zone

The uncontrolable anger that results in hadouken kicks and doors being broken
A hippy changed a lock on a door so I entered the covey zone and kicked it down and hadoukened the hippy
by Bob Covey April 25, 2011
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Commission-Zoned

A phenomenon in the art community, and a form of client-zoning. To be denied friendship by an artist hired for a personal work. This typically happens after the customer is handed the finished piece and the artist no longer has the obligation, or any incentive to continue messaging. Emotions can be intensified if the customer has purchased an nsfw work, especially if they are deprived of sexual interactions, and or, if the paying customer feels entitled to additional attention. The customer is usually left with a piece they like visually, but associate with negative feelings.
Person1:
“I think Kai got commission-zoned when he bought the YCH for his fursona.. Kai says he loves the piece.. but he gets visually uncomfortable looking at it.. and he also talks about the artist a lot”
Person2:
“Commission what?”
Person1:
“He tried to befriend an artist and got rejected. Kai can’t even make it into the friend-zone.. but who thinks they can befriend someone running a business?”
Person2:
“Damn”
by Kashton1 November 15, 2021
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The Grope Zone

When you stand at a close distance to a child molester or a sexual harasser (e.g Donald Trump) where he could grope you swiftly and conveniently.

A phrase coined by Stephen Colbert in his "The Late Show" show: episode titled("Trump's Most Shameless Tweet Of 2017?").
"People magazine also released a photo of Natasha Stoynoff, one of Trump's accusers, standing next to? Donald Trump! Right next to him; in what scientists call: The Grope Zone!" Stephen Colbert.
by Hot_Felfel December 13, 2017
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Snap zoned

Similar to being friend zoned, although a step higher. It is when you are important enough to talk to the person over Snapchat although not important enough to communicate over text.
Damn, I thought Rebecca and I were going well but she snap zoned me.
by Bobby Jackson de O'town November 13, 2019
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