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Closet Hawk

To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.

Closet Hawking, C-Hawking
Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.
by The man without face July 26, 2010
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Hawk Tuah

Interviewer: What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?
Interviewee: You gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thing!
by JetBlastSST June 19, 2024
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Hawk Tuah

His wife gave him that Hawk Tuah for Father’s Day.
by Fiegle Shuffle June 16, 2024
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hawk

a lonely human that is usually isolated from society often refers to gingers, people with acne or generally depressed people.
"Man: jesus man you look worst than hawk"

"your like hawk the dork"
by Declan Parry February 7, 2009
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Hawk Tuah Handshake

When you spit into your palm before dapping someone up
My friend game me a sloppy Hawk Tuah Handshake before he left the function
by Bloodtiger12345 November 30, 2024
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Keyboard Hawking

The act of a person continuously waiting for a message. (Via Facebook or Text) Said person will INSTANTLY reply with gusto.
Damn, she must be keyboard hawking. That bitch replies Fast!
by Scorp130n May 20, 2013
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Hawk Tuah

You gotta give em that hawk tuah
by Threelosersinatrenchcoat June 19, 2024
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