when i have time

I'm never gonna do it

Person: can you do the dishes?
Person2: when I have time

by The one and only :) June 28, 2017

I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON

...So? Go have sex.

"HOLY SHIT I COULD FUCK A BRICK WALL RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA TYPE 'I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON' IN THE SEARCH BAR RIGHT NOW EL OH EL, WHORES." - You

"I'm a website, what do you want me to do?" - Urbandictionary

by The Website February 26, 2013

i have no gf goodnight

A statement implying one has no female partner, goodnight.

I have no gf goodnight.

by Yesyeshello November 27, 2017

has-might-have-been

A silly little word made by Neil Cicierega from the song Sky Is Not Blue. Meaning a "past possibility that no longer applies."

"I might have been a has-might-have-been"

by MindlessAnimator January 27, 2023

I have ball cancer

i have ball cancer

i have ball cancer

by donkey nuts yum balls February 08, 2022

Don't Have a leg to stand on

Not Having any witness or evidence.

Him: i will tell your dad what u did.
Her: i don't care. You don't have a leg to stand on.
Him: oh! Fuck you!

by JonSnowKnows June 02, 2020

Have you seen chef?

Have you seen Chef is a Filthy Frank reference to the movie Chef created by Jon Favreau. The movie was introduced as a joke in an episode of the Filthy Frank Show called Vomit Cake. It's a pretty good movie.

Have you seen Chef?

by QuetzTBD December 02, 2016