Pirates hat

When you have sex on the beach and get a sandy vagina

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach

by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018

Hard Hat

Placing an erect penis on top of a women’s head. Hence giving her a hard hat.

Now sit still so I can give you a hard hat

by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018

brain hat

The skull

Yesterday I was on a bike and I was doing this mad trick - it was gnarly - and I fractured my brain hat.

by Brainhat August 7, 2018

Hop-A-Hat

A game played when trying to get in and out of a room in which hours of sex has occurred. Thus creating a number of discarded used condoms (hats). Hop scotching around the hats.

I got up in the middle of the night to use the rest room and had to hop over 10 used hats in order to do so. Hence hop-a-hat.

by Wall-I November 12, 2019

Meat hat

Belfast slang for paraphimosis

I'm getting an operation to turn my meat hat into a meat snood

by BelfastMeatHat November 16, 2019

Jizz Hat

Cumming in underwear and pulling it over someones head

I gave Corey a jizz hat

by Yespacito III December 25, 2019

Time in the hat

Time in the hat is a period of self reflection whilst on a dose of psychedelics. Sometimes meaning literally putting a hat over your eyes and losing yourself.

Alternatively this can also mean you've put in your dues in your job.

EXAMPLE 1: Timmy needs to spend some time in the hat. He's a little selfish.
EXAMPLE 2: Joe used to work at the gas station. He really put in his time in the hat.

by TimeInTheHat April 29, 2019