crispy hands

a person who dosen't use any lotion on their hands or anything, they just go around having crispy hands. when you try to dap them off you get a blister or just get cut by them because of their crispyyyy hands.

Glen- whadd up.

Ediide robinson- supp

*both*-dap

Glen- son what the fuck you gave me a fucken blister.

Eddie robinson- ayo my fault. i guess my hands are crispy.

Glen- son let me help you out, i got some lotion for you so you can soften thoes crispy hands of yours.

Eddie robinson- okayy

Glen- okay lets try this again.

*both*- dap

Glen- son what the fuckkk my hand is bleeding now..fuck you yo. your hands are too crispyy

by gucciemaneeeeeeeeeee November 29, 2009

Helping Hand

When you and your friend hold hands and give a hand job together. with you and your friend using your hands, that you are holding.

Jack and Jill decided to give a helping hand to Jack.

by JJ Col December 31, 2011

Hater Hands

It's when a person who you think is your close friend goes behind your back and proceeds to tell the female your seeing a barrage of negativity about yourself in hopes to lure her away from you and into his "Hater Hands"

John: Hey I know that you have strong feelings for Matt but I just wanted to tell you that the other night I watched him get two phone numbers from a couple different girls.
Female: Wow what an asshole!
John: Here hop on the back of my vespa and I'll take you out for some frozen yogurt to cheer you up!
THE NEXT DAY
Female: Hey John told me what you've been up to and I don't appreciate you treating me like another notch on your belt!
Matt: Well I don't know what he said but don't believe him. The guy has the biggest pair of Hater Hands you'll ever encounter!

by Dirty beanz the poet July 21, 2009

sleepy hands

A weakness felt in the hands leaving one temporarly unable to make a tight fist or to unscrew a bottle top. This syndrome usually occures early in the morning or late at night(when one is sleepy).

The man could not open the jar because he had sleepy hands.

by Lawrence T May 4, 2005

banjo hands

noun: 1. A guy who wacks off so much, it's like his hands are strumming a banjo.
2. an insult directed at a person who excessively masturbates.
adjective: a word to describe someone who wacks off a lot.

Dude, Joe's been spankin' so much, now he's got the banjo hands.

(look there's Joe)
Hey, what's up Banjo Hands!

by been 'jammin July 23, 2005

redditor hands

The hands of an obese person. Puffy and sausage fingered. Typically seen in a photo of them holding something and asking about it.

Though the sandwich was a normal size, it was dwarfed by the user's redditor hands.

by Word puncher August 20, 2023

Infomercial Hands

Hands that can't do anything correctly. Infomercial Hands can't strain a pot of pasta or screw in a lightbulb or push buttons on a phone, so they require the purchase of a new fangled item that will come to the rescue.

Scott: What's with that guy? Why can't he tie his shoes?
Peter: He's suffering from Infomercial Hands. He clearly needs ShoeTie™.

by phalagen June 18, 2013