Tennessee Goggles

Similar to beer goggles in nature, but different in effect. Tennessee Goggles is experienced when you drink a few too many Lynchburg Lemonades and you suddenly find your cousins attractive, and start to question your sexuality and its underlying morals.
Guy 1: I drank too many Lynchburg Lemonades last night and damn-near fucked my cousin.

Guy 2: Don’t worry, you were wearing the Tennessee Goggles, so it doesn’t count.
by Skoliosis March 25, 2022
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gear goggles

To be in love with everyone around you as a result of taking 'gear'.
I was chatting to that minging guy for ages longer than I should have done cuz I'd got my gear goggles on
by fluffed-up November 21, 2014
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spartan goggles

The act of resting ones testicles on someone's eyes.
Last night I gave Erin Spartan goggles.
by Big Biffer May 29, 2021
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homer goggles

Term used in sports debates and banter when someone is clearly biased towards their own team and doesn’t even realize it.
Take off your homer goggles and you will see that your team hasn’t done that well this year! Quit making excuses.
by Shock Smoove February 14, 2023
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Choir Goggles

When someone sings so well that that your physical attraction to them intensifies and they suddenly appear 1000x more attractive than before.
Oh my god. His voice is like rich dark chocolate. I never thought I'd ever be attracted to him, but with a voice like that I've got major Choir Goggles for him. He's so sexy.
by Vannahrose143 May 10, 2014
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Siberian Goggles

It's just like Arabian Goggles but with a chilling twist. The act is performed by a man and a woman or a man and man, lesbians need not apply. The "giver" of the Siberian Goggles dunks his nuts in a glass of ice water and then gently places them in the eye sockets of the "receiver". It is vital that the "givers" anus is directly over the "receivers" mouth. For an added thrill, the "giver" can rip ass, thus creating a Siberian Sandstorm at the same time.
Beatrice was complaining about how hot it was in the trailer, so I told her to lay down and close her eyes. She was thrilled when I gave her a pair of Siberian Goggles, but wasn't happy when she got the Siberian Sandstorm followed by a hot Karl.
by Sir Meeks a Lot January 05, 2018
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cloot goggles

Fuck clout it’s called cloot
I have cloot goggles
by It’s cloot not clout November 21, 2017
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