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German Sytch The First

One of a kind. Proved that perfection does exist. He's the smartest, kindest, funniest and ofc hottest man to ever exist on earth. He's divine. Once you meet him - you'll have the need to keep him in your life. I wish I could find words beautiful enough to describe how much he means to me, but I hope I'll spend the rest of my life searching for them. ilysfm
man 1: Usulllll where is German Sytch The First ?
man 2: idk probably doing something better than us as always
by ILOVETHISMAN October 5, 2023
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German Meat Fiesta

When you take a nap on a mattress soaked in cum, shit, and piss after having an orgy with 3-8 german men
by Poop Inspector December 2, 2019
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german french kiss

When you and your bros spread your asscheeks together and let your buttholes kiss
Hey bro your butthole looks a little dry, want a German French kiss
by Walrusmilk November 6, 2021
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German Thigh Gap

A German thigh gap is when you can fit a German sausage/apple stroodle between your thighs
"hey do you have a German thigh gap?"
"lol yeah i can fit 3 sausages between my thighs."
by dragongirl77 February 19, 2015
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German Fan Shower

German Fan Shower; When the dominant male stands behind a generic fan, which is blowing at it's highest settings. The female is kneeing down in front of the fan as the male jizzes straight into the fan blades, showering the females face and seeps into her scalp.
Dominant Male "Hey baby!, wanna do German Fan Shower tonight?".

Female " Yeah baby!, get me moist right in the face!".
by KinkyFuck August 28, 2016
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Hot German Salad

Similar to a Hot Salad, but must have both parties either BE German or SPEAK German while engaging in a combination of the Hot Lunch and Tossed Salad. Proper etiquette dictates that the "Deucer" is also the "Tosser" unless tossing preceeds deucing.
Zeb enjoyed the hot german salad from Saturday night, but paid for it the next morning.
by Barndoor August 11, 2016
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German Shepherd Energy

"German Shepherd Energy" describes the character of an individual, often a young adult or professional, embodying traits reminiscent of a German Shepherd dog. This concept highlights qualities such as vigilance, loyalty, and strong responsibility. Key traits include:

Vigilance: People with this energy are alert, perceptive, and skilled problem solvers due to their watchful nature.

Loyalty: Similar to the breed, they fiercely support friends, family, and colleagues, offering unwavering dependability.

Responsibility: They take commitments seriously, demonstrating organization and often assuming leadership roles in personal and professional life.

Protective Nature: Like German Shepherds, they are caring and watchful, always ready to offer assistance and guidance.

Confidence: They exude self-assuredness, approaching challenges with a no-nonsense attitude.

Work Ethic: They are dedicated to their careers, excelling professionally with diligence and focus.

Alpha Qualities: They may naturally take on leadership roles and exhibit assertiveness, mirroring the alpha-dog qualities of the German Shepherd.
Her German Shepherd Energy shone through as she took charge of the project, ensuring every detail was meticulously planned and executed flawlessly.
by TiboHx October 17, 2023
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