greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

Hot Grease

When you catch a fish so nice you have no choice but to throw it on the hot grease.

(Jimmy caught a fish)"HOT GREASE!"

by Definitioner3000 January 25, 2024

El Paso Grease Fire

When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.

Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital

by ThatFatterGuy December 04, 2016

Greasing the cat

The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.

Dude, it's so hot out, I think the Devil himself would be greasing the cat right now!

by TOVERDORF June 14, 2017

grease bunny

A female mechanic. Feminine variant of grease monkey.

"Got this grease bunny to fix my car, damn she was really hot."

by PrehistoricSandwich July 04, 2024

Grease Jousting

When you cover yourselves in baby oil and proceed to try and have sex. Typically causing one party involved to launch off of the other.

I'm going over to my girlfriends house today for some grease Jousting.

by Snapilated December 16, 2021

Caught grease

When a single action causes multiple reactions, affecting more than one person/group/organization for the same reason - splattering like grease and landing on several individuals.

Man, those servers up front caught grease for the new burger sauce recipe.

by Brando's Magnum Dong September 24, 2021