fucktard

some one who is is fucking retarded. or fucked up

cody: jeez kayla why you such a fucktard?

kayla: i just cant help it sorry cody.

by cwright420 March 8, 2011

Fucktard

A barely sentient person that is so incredibly, impossibly, infuriatingly, aggressively stupid that they are not only a threat to others but themselves as well.

They have been so stupid for so long that correcting, humiliating, or criticising them is comparable to pissing in the wind. You will only kill your own brain cells and hope for humanity.

It's best to limit the damage they cause to yourself and others instead of directly eliminating or easing this cause of stupidity because frankly their stupidity is closer to a force of nature or an intangible idea. Like a hurricane or the concept of hunger.

John, "Ben is such a fucktard."

Jane, "Wuh happun'?"

John, "He voted republican."

Jane, "LMAO he is a fucktard."

John, "...did you just pronounce LMAO out loud?"

Jane, "..."

by hdjsnezksk March 19, 2023

Fucktard

A person that tires to pull a retarded prank, but fucks it up.

Person 1: Dude I tried to prank my Mom but I fucked up
Person 2: You're such a fucktard

by LennonxxJohanna June 28, 2012

fucktard

someone who is fucking retarded.

well Joe was a fucktard last night

by Smallfrynocoke May 30, 2021

Fucktarded

Someone who is beyond stupid. Beyond retarded. They are just fucked in life.

That poor dude is just hopelessly fucktarded. He lost in the game of life.

by Chloeform May 30, 2021

Fucktard

A person that have no idea of what they're talking about.

For example "you make up a lot of stories" What are you talking about stories are only in a buildings."I'm talking about stories as in fairy tales not as in buildings you fucktard.

by Real.honesty November 10, 2017

Fucktard

An idiot that is so dumb that they seem retarded but aren’t. They have weird problems with things.

You fucktard you think the that genocides happen to slowly.

by Nojo1678910 June 10, 2020