somebody who is not so smart and has a forrest on their head. this person is likeble but stupid. she only has friends that are just as stupid as she. and she loves floornication.
floor is floornicating on de floor
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by Floor whore November 13, 2020

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by ToughCookie July 18, 2019

by Sussy imposter gay balls October 8, 2021

to sit in on the floor of a corridor at a web conference checking your email on the conference wifi.
by Richard Pope March 10, 2008

Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.
by eggplantsucks June 11, 2018
