people born on february 4th are special and they most likely have an addiction to The Vampire Diaries.
by sippis May 17, 2020
by LilMoaner November 07, 2020
by SmartyPants763 November 03, 2019
It is well known that all children birthed on this day are destined to be raging homosexuals unless able to dunk on a 10ft goal by the 6th grade. No exceptions it’s just the facts.
Doctor - “My deepest apologies ma’am your son is due February 19 and your genes aren’t likely to give him any ups”
Mom - “Oh fuck oh shit... my little boy’s gonna be a fruit and there’s nothing I can do... I guess it’s time to bring out the vacuum...”
Mom - “Oh fuck oh shit... my little boy’s gonna be a fruit and there’s nothing I can do... I guess it’s time to bring out the vacuum...”
by NotASenatorNamedDave February 14, 2020
Hey did you fail fingerless February?
No no no i can't wait till March to beat this pussy no dick no toy just fingers
No no no i can't wait till March to beat this pussy no dick no toy just fingers
by Duxks November 10, 2019
by Hi73737 October 27, 2019
by Josephsboyfriend February 03, 2021