FIRST

Posted on porn sites like youporn.com in the comment box when someone is the first one to masturbate to a video newly posted.

FIRST! Damn I wanked to this bitch before all you other wankers!!

by mastrb8r February 14, 2008

put your friends first

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ignores you while you are standing right there and talks to her friends instead.

hey why do you always put your friends first over your boyfrend/girlfriend?

by noxid, nivla May 8, 2006

skeet at first sight

a girl or guy who is really hot and would make the opposite sex "skeet at first sight "

She makes you skeet at first sight

by its matt July 18, 2009

pouring the milk first

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.

babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!

by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021

firetrucking

An unexplictit substitute for "motherfucking".

"Firetrucker" is also an unexplicit substitute for "motherfucker".

"That guy is such a firetrucking jerk!"

by unusual1221 June 11, 2010

Feet First!

Battlecry for foot fetishists worldwide. When someone hears that, hey know that that person is a fellow footperson.

When I entered the party, I heard some shout, "Feet first!"

by Kwame Welsh September 24, 2005

pouring the cereal first

The best way to do it!!!! Pouring the milk first is freaking WRONG!!!!!

Boy: Momma ima get some cereal! (pours milk before the cereal)
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!

by anonymous May 21, 2018