Facebook Complainer

Someone who uses facebook for the sole purpose of complaining about his or her life even though their problems are minimal compared to that of society.

Jake: My life sucks and nobody likes me. All I do is play video games and get on facebook.

Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.

by preparation_H August 13, 2011

Facebooking Fool

A person who spends most or all of their time devoted to the social networking site known as Facebook. This person is a fool, because they could be utilizing this time to do something much more productive such as raising children properly or getting off welfare.

Have you heard from Jimmy lately? No. Ever since he got hooked up with high speed internet via his next door neighbor's connection, he has been a complete Facebooking Fool. He hasn't left his house (mom's house) in over a month and said he has 2000 friends on there, but hasn't actually seen one of them in person for over 20 years.

by The Man, The Myth, The Peasant September 3, 2009

Facebook A K

To post multiple comments on someone's wall like a machine gun.

I just Facebook A K ed that dumb monkey Jim.

by mnkey kilr June 13, 2010

Facebook News

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

by TomKVideo January 3, 2009

Facebook Hypemanning

-verb
1. Backing up your pals on facebook by repeating some of their words, to make it seem like they're a rapper.

Simon Smith
sick of the builders drilling outside my window, I'm bout to go out there and break some hard hats

Frank Jones
BREAK SOME HARD HATS!

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Sally Brown
stop posting statuses about bieber you morons

Katie Gardener
MORONS! YEAH!

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Chris Turner
baww I'm so hungry gonna get some toast

Jack Harper
GET SOME TOAST! RESPECT IT!

Chris Turner
jack what are you doing?

Jack Harper
I was facebook hypemanning

Chris Turner
I wish you were dead

by ShaolinPete November 20, 2011

Facebook Preacher

The act of posting ones religious beliefs on Facebook on a daily basis when in reality the don't follow the advice they are giving to everyone else. Usually ends up on someones blocked list, or unfriended.

Friend 1- Dude why's your mom always talking about the bible on Facebook? Does she not know that no one cares?
Friend 2- Idk shes such a Facebook Preacher because all she really does is sit around and smoke all day and watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.
Friend1- Oh OK.

by Draketehrobber October 6, 2011

Facebook prime

A period of time in which you no longer have to selectively tag and untag yourself from photo albums being added to the book; you look good.

Person One: "I've noticed a large number of photos of you have been appearing in my news feed recently. Pourquoi?"

Person two: "Man I'm in my facebook prime right now, bullets can't stop me."

by Rowdy_Roddy360 February 17, 2010