defenestration deformation

What happens to a person shortly after they have been defenestrated.

See also "deacceleration trauma" and "concrete poisoning".

After Joe took a header out the third-floor window, his face was never the same due to defenestration deformation.

by Fuzzy Dog May 18, 2022

Derendinger

Derendinger is probably an amazing math teacher. He probably has extremely easy exams and TONS of voicecracks!

Person 1: What is you name and profession?
Derendinger: I am mr. DerENdinger and am a mAth tEacher.

by MIJ007 June 13, 2022

Defensive End

A position in American football. It is on defense. Their body size is 6'2" or above, and 260 lbs or above. They bridge the gap between defensive tackles and linebackers. They are responsible for controlling the outside of the offensive line, deflecting passes, forcing/recovering fumbles, getting sacks or T.F.L., and sometimes, in rare cases, getting picks. Have to be strong, quick, and agile. Great position overall, just don't expect too much glory, unless you are a superstar. other names; D.E. , D- end, defensive lineman, etc. So simple, but even the simple job is not easy. Respect the D ends, and all d- linemen, they are just about the toughest men on the field.

Guy one: Dude, for fantasy football my defensive ends are Myles Garrett and Nick Bosa.
Guy two: Nice bro, I got Trey Hendrickson and Chase Young.
Guy one: They are all great players and will have a great season this year!
Guy two: Duh!!1

by KaosK.J.Tuck July 5, 2022

defensive

The gaslighter's bread and butter. The word you will most likely hear from them if you do anything other than acknowledge and accept their bullshit in some lame attempt to guilt trip you into doing it.

Gaslighter: *throws bullshit at victim*
Victim: *angrily reprimands gaslighter for it*
Gaslighter: "See, you're being defensive, stop it"

by Someone32143214 July 7, 2022

defensive

The most sure way to make absolutely everyone hate you. It's the absolute most DESPICABLE fucking thing a human being can ever do. Bar fucking none.

I will say this once, and I will not say it again:

NEVER.
GET.
DEFENSIVE.

It'll be the absolute last fucking thing you'll ever do. Mark my fucking words.

A: *gets defensive*
A: *gets hated by everyone*
A: *Surprised Pikachu face*

by Someone32143214 August 24, 2022

Defense commitments

a policy to use military force

NATO has defense commitments to one another.

by fdsjkhfipewnmvmlksde November 7, 2022

Defengonese

a style of language characterized by the use of euphemism, technical jargon, acronyms and circumlocutions, used by people working in the Australian Defence Force (ADF).

Sorry, I don't speak defengonese, could you put that in a sentence that actually makes sense.

by UncleRaysSecondCousin November 17, 2022