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Master of the drunken schlong

The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
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pig piss drinker

pig piss drinker:can i make a food wih pig piss
adult people:NO what the fuck, dude i will throw up if you drink it
pig piss drinker: *start recording* hello guys today we are making a food with pig piss with fry, lets do it shall we here goes nothing
adult person:*stop recording* dude stop youre gonna die dude
by qwertyfucker101 March 2, 2025
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Donaghadee dairylee dunker

When two gay ulster protestants decide to engage in coitus. The act is preformed when one participant lathers their genitals in soft cheese i.e dairylee or philadelphia and proceeds to dip their hard fallace into the often dry mouth or indeed the anal cavity of the unsuspecting ulsterman.
Trevor i hope you enjoy my donaghadee dairylee dunker.
Wow, trevor! I haven't seen that much dairylee on a dunker since sir jefferry decided to diddle me with his dunker.
by Marty countdown March 3, 2026
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