The door is to your left

The polite way of saying 'gtfo.'
Person A: omgg hi gaizu wuu2????
Person B: ...the door is to your left.

Person A: I totally just bought Justin Bieber's new album. Can't wait to play it!
Person B: The door is to your left.

Person A: fake n gay
Person B: the door is to your left.
by Eiose November 10, 2010
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Cat on the barn door

fuck me your cat on the barn door is awful
by Anoninthebarn April 26, 2022
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Back door Prowler

Proper Noun.

A gay man who trolls around unsuspecting straight men looking for back-door action.
Tom is such a back door prowler, he creepily eyes all the dudes at the bar and hits on them.
by mainah December 20, 2012
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glossing the front door

Great for people who wants multiple visitors to their front door. Applying a thick coat, as often as needed. Spread evenly for a smooth finish and to cover all crevices.
Claudia spent the weekend glossing the front door.
by The Gentleman Phraser August 07, 2017
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Closed Door Policy

1 Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.

2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.
I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.
by Security Wonk July 19, 2008
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Dick Door(s)

The Dick Door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men's under-where where the penis comes out but also the fly of the pants.
Guy 1: You use the Dick Door(s)? I usually just pull my pants down.
by Dr. M0 August 28, 2009
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