Soul Crushing Task

A simple task involving many small steps or the same simple task repeated many times across different data. Largely mindless but some level of attention must be paid in order to avoid having to repeat the entire task.

Having to go through the entire book and count the times the word 'and' was used was a Soul Crushing Task.

by Scottrof October 20, 2008

Mushroom Crush

A violent sexual technique used on the penis. Can be considered sadistic and/or masochistic. Using one hand too masturbate and the other open hand to "Crush the Mush" in unison with upstrokes.

AKA - Mushcrush and Capslap

"Dude, that crazy bitch gave me the mushroom crush so hard my dickhead looks like a bloody plate"

by TrueRange October 30, 2009

Orange Crush Incident

Orange Crush Incident: An unexplainable and spontaneous sexual experience involving extreme intoxication, and in which at least three two-liter bottles of orange crush soda are poured onto the euphoric participants, spreading Orange Crush soda so thoroughly throughout a hotel room that the aftermath resembles a neon orange crime scene.

After the Orange Crush Incident, the room looked as though someone had been murdered in a fierce struggle, and bled Orange Crush soda.

Based upon these orange crush palm and footprints, we believe we have a pretty good lead on the perpetrators of the Orange Crush Incident.

by CC Mirage August 30, 2010

Tube Crush

A hot person you see on the London Underground network, sneakily photograph and upload to tubecrush.net

Did you see that guy? He's definitely my tube crush.

by Koffers April 2, 2011

default crush

The guy/ girl you crush on when there isn't anybody else available.

No fitties out tonight, looks like I'm default crushing on Alan to get a hook up

by loulou261991 December 3, 2013

Fuck your crush day

June 27 is fuck your crush day where its the day when you’re allowed to ask your crush to fuck and they cant denie the offer .

Bro:Broooo its June 27
Friend: whats on June 27 bruv
Bro: its fuck your crush day
Friend : BET NIGGA

by Icummedinyourmomspagina April 30, 2020

Crush

The person that you REALLY like, not like friend like, LIKE LIKE.
that person that your friend pushes you to
the person that your friend ship you with

PLOT TWIST : YOUR FRIEND SECRETLY HAS A CRUSH ON U AND SLOWLY DYING

by -Writer unknown- January 14, 2021