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Thomas Cooked 

Cockney Rhyming slang for "Fucked"

referring to the state of the UK tour operator when it became insolvent.
Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"
Thomas Cooked by Nhurr September 23, 2019
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Pitbull Cookies 

Cookies infused with weed and unholy souls that will transcend your body to a state or nirvana. These cookies can only be eaten by gods but CAN be made by mortals. The Cookies were originally made after a stoner made a batch of edible cookies but a nuclear bomb destroyed his houses and killed him and after the explosion, scientists found the cookies lying on the ground radiating immense energy. The legendary original batch is at the bottom floor of Area 51 and the first test subject to eat them was erased from existence. The only known mortal to be able to eat these cookies is 2000s American rapper Pitbull, thus the infamous name. No matter how many people have tried to replicate the cookies, nothing comes close to the power of the original batch.
Trevor: "Dude did you make Pitbull cookies?? DONT EAT THEM YOU'LL DIE!!!"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"
Pitbull Cookies by Jsweezey2000 December 30, 2020

Strawberry cookie dawg 

A strain of some heavy ganja
“ what u smoking there la smells heavy like”

“Just some strawberry cookie dawg la get on it”

“Arrr niceone kid been itching for it all day la”

lilac cookie 

a really hot mf who will ruin my life someday. IDC IF HES A COOKIE BES SO HOT
"dude do you know lilac cookie??" "YEFHSDJJDNEKK HES SO SJUDJEJJR AND HRS MY EVERYTHING"
lilac cookie by herbcookiestan October 2, 2021

Chiffon cookie run 

Chiffon will slay the day and night 24/7
Chiffon is very good boi
BARK BARK
Red velvet: Did you just tell me to lick my bal-
Chiffon cookie run

Cal Cooker

The elusive counterpart of Kal Baker. No one has ever seen this mythical creature but legend says he is a FURRY, and lives in the basement of your house
I am telling you, I totally saw Cal Cooker last night standing at the bottom of the stairwell. That night was off the BOOF
Cal Cooker by urboyanonymoose September 22, 2022