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Noob Choke

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.
A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.
by Toinboer February 13, 2024
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choke spam

What salty Sith claim Jedi do
Damn Jedi are Choke spammers!
by UNKOWN6911084 November 25, 2016
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Choke

(in sports) lose nerve and perform poorly at a critical juncture in a match or competition.
We were the only team that didn't choke when it came down to the wire.
by Arminkshipper June 26, 2024
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old man's choke

A man (or woman) who displays antagonism.
Bleen: "Give me a handshake!"
Edna: < not responding >
Bleen: "Old man's choke"
by Spice cowboy August 11, 2022
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Choke Mommy

Noun - Someone who is a switch in sexual relations, but usually refering to a dominant woman who at the same time wants to be choked for pleasure, this would be the name given to said woman/person.
"That girl looks like she could dominate me tonight."
"I heard, she's a Choke Mommy in bed."
by MaddyWillow March 5, 2024
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Choke

Kenley Jansen

Right handed Pitcher for the Los Angeles dodgers

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Kenley Jansen gets paid 152 million dollars so he can go choke every game
by Amiller27282828 October 8, 2020
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Choking game of wonders

A game played by psycho punks, by inducing pain to others.
such a jerk genius, if it’s all for his choking game of wonders.
by RkforCunt February 13, 2021
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