Chair

An object meant for sitting comprised of a seat, legs, and a back. Wheels are optional, but a back is necessary, lest it only be called a Stool, the lowest of the low. Kind of like your friend Kyle.

The vile scent of teenagers that emanates from a middle or high school class with students coming from gym class.

Billy: That's a nice stool.
Timmy: Never talk to me again.
Billy: Why?
Timmy: Because my dad says that a chair of such good quality and class should never be degraded in such a way.
Billy: Oh, That makes sense.

Milly: What is that horrible smell?

Sasha: That happens to be chair.
Milly: That's awful. Who is the source?
Sasha: It's just Kyle. We shall spare him, for now.

by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 15, 2020

Chair

a separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.

graham, could you define "chair" for me in a way that includes all things which are chairs and excludes all things which aren't?

by Chair_Guy August 30, 2023

Electric chair

When somebody puts a greenlight on you and invites you on a trip in their car and they have it rigged with an amp to kill you with...

Ayo you're sitting on an electric chair don't ya know you better bounce

by Anti balance May 28, 2021

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chair

A tool used for assault in Alabama.

She was assaulted with a chair.

by Mbabu August 13, 2023

milking chair

A concept from an artwork originating from rule 34‚ the milking chair is used by futas so that their dick can be sucked. Also my dog died.

Person 1: I love our new milking chair. Person 2: Same‚ it's almost as good as the Travis Scott meal.

by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022

Chair Griddy

Doing the griddy while sitting in a chair at the same time.

Me: bro what are you doing?

Henry: I’m doing the chair griddy

by Bing chilling gaylord November 29, 2022