Snarky Cat

Spunky, cute, and doesn't let things get past without an appropriately timed, snarky comment

When I think of you I often think snarky cat

by chicago222 November 7, 2011

squirrel-cat

In a horror film, when the director needs a cheap scare, he or she will throw a wig into the frame and yell "Merow!"

"Hey, did you see that movie Clear Lake? It wasn't scary at all."
"I know, it was just one squirrel-cat after another."

by Seeing Double November 10, 2013

CAT DUMP

Acronym which stands for Clean Aeronautical Technique. Most useful in bathrooms whereupon the toilet seat is so nasty you don't want it to touch your ass.

Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.

Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason

Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.

Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.

Step 5: Slowly squat down

Step 6: Poop like a cat.

Step 7: Don't get caught.

See also: CAT Piss

Tina was horrified when some truck driver with incontinence burst through the stall door and caught her taking a CAT dump.

by Rabbit power February 28, 2019

Yella Cat

A cat from Alabama, Yellow in color, loving in nature. And a fierce hunter of mice.

Yella Cat came in to our lives like a song and left behind a melody we shall never forget.

by mooseshadows January 13, 2015

Cat Fetish

When a man gets sexually aroused by seeing the existence of a cat. Usually, the cat is brown and pink with a nice long tail. The man jacks off with his good ol' buddies at their Christmas party to their ex's cat.

The black haired albino has a large Cat Fetish to his Ex's Mom's Cat. He can't be around the cat too long or he might do something to the woman.

by CatFetisher December 31, 2017

Wacky cat

Wacky cat /wak-ee-cat/ noun: An odd looking creature characterized by a pungent odor and a unique shriek sometimes confused with laughter.

Damn, did you see that wacky cat comin out the bathroom? -- WTF

by BOB JOHNSON 45 January 4, 2008

Weasel Cat

It is the apex predator of Arvada, Colorado. It has the strength of ten raccoons, the length of a vespa scooter, the height of a fire hydrants, and the eyes of a demon long dead (just red). It is rarer than big foot, chupacabra, and an affordable housing with a view of the mountains.

"Bro, I just saw the Weasel Cat by 72nd and Wadsworth"

by TheLasso May 16, 2019