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Jake would cry

This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.
Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow

Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is
by Womack April 24, 2023
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Harry cry

The Harry cry is the most tear jerking, gut wrenching, earth crumbling sob sessions one can ever have, completed by crying and listening to Harry Styles simultaneously.

The Harry Styles songs are usually pretty emotional, as to induce and sustain the tear flow. Additionally, Harry cries can be done in playlist form as to control the severity of the cry, depending on what the Harry cryer is looking for. This is also done so that each song adds different values to the cry and takes away emotional stability from the listener.
Person 1: I just had the most brutal Harry Cry last night. It was so refreshing.

Person 2: who hurt you
by Brussel sprout enthusiast April 7, 2023
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crying snakes

An alternation for "Christ sakes" for when you have verbal communication issues that day and can't talk right.
by CaramelloKoala December 31, 2015
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crying

A substitute/side for drugs, sex and alcohol. According to many, people look like a blob fish before, while AND after crying, but at least it makes them feel better. Confident bitches don't care where they cry and real men cry because they have feelings. Those who use they pronouns also cry unless they have some sort of eye impartedment, the point is, that when you fail your test because you copied from the wrong test answers, it's ok to cry, just make sure to not be an idiot next time ok?
Koash: Why are you crying?
Tobias: I looked at you this early in the morning....
Koash: Oh, stop! I know I'm gorgeous, no need to tell me that, but thanks I guess.
Tobias: I cry whenever I see toads.
by mely_IX December 24, 2020
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Crying Flustered

When you get flustered with the pit feeling of crying in your stomach and face. Basically, that flood of emotion that causes a bit of a fluster that makes you want to cry. But you hold back the tears and keep it in control, so you don't cry.
Friend: Hey, are you okay, I heard about the breakup.
Me: yeah, it's just when I talk about it I get a bit crying flustered.
Friend: what do you mean?

Me: That feeling of emotion you get which makes you feel like you need to cry.
by Taboo13 May 28, 2018
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Crying

When your girlfriend sees how small your dick is
My girlfriend saw my dick and started crying
by Yo I’m yo mama May 29, 2022
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Laugh now cry later

People will laugh and have fun while u are on ur grind making money and when that shit prevails ur rich and they are broke after they had temporary fun . WHOS CRYIN NOW
Yo bro ur broke asf not going to any party’s”
Me: “laugh now cry later
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