Chav

These are a unique specimen who come in a variety of shapes and sizes. They think they are hard just because their dads are banged up and their sisters are knocked up. One of the most popular type of chav is the ‘white roadman’. These chavs tend to meet on street corners and shout swear words very loudly. They wear a wide range of clothing, usually Puma or Adidas tracksuits in neutral tones such as grey, black or navy. They always stink of weed and one in three is a dealer. Chavs are not very picky about their women, as long as the girl is willing to do anything. Chavs usually end up getting at least four girls pregnant but won’t have anything to do with it. They usually have around six brothers and sisters all with names like Keegan, Kian, Kai, Kaylee, Kayla and Kelsie. They all live in a council house with an abandoned shopping trolley outside by the door and their pit bull or staffy.

Some chav language:
Chav 1: wag1 g
Chav 2: my guy what u sayin
Chav 1: rahhh kelsie’s preggers again

Chav 2: Ahh bless, I can do her a deal on some weed

by Keegan. But not a chav October 11, 2019

chav

a young lady probably with a couple kids. horrible unblended makeup and always picks fights wearing trainers, leggings and a bubble jacket.

oh she is a right chav look at her makeup!

by pussio146 February 10, 2021

agri chav

Pit viper wearing grassman donning schoffel adorned agricultural college student. Typically found behind the wheel of someone else’s tractor but will post it all over Snapchat with the quote silage 2023 is going to be it

Did you see that agri chav driving that John Deere what a poser

by John snow September 18, 2023

Chav

Girls named Harriet, where TN’s and puffer jackets. Also live in gosport.

Harriet is such a chav, she lives in gosport.

by MrFrickinCooldude69420 November 20, 2019

Chav

A working class lad who wears a two-piece sport tracksuit and nike 270s. He carries his mum's kitchen knife because he thinks he's hard and shouts at McDonalds staff for forgetting to put another pickle In his Big Mac. He smokes shit weed on the daily and will tell you to go go suck your mum

"Look at that gang of chavs over there, they can't be up to any good"

by Snowflakemelter March 10, 2020

fat chavs

Morbidly obese chavs

Look at that fat chavs over there, thinking he's big and 'ard.

by Geoffory geoffington January 4, 2016

Chav

A (usually) british girl with huge lips that have lipstick the same colour as their skin, they have EVERYTHING in their handbags and have HUGE eyebrows (usually the cause of eyebrow filler)

NOT AFRAID TO SNAPBACK AT U, BE CAREFUL!

oh she's definitely a chav for sure

by ppeteerrrr February 16, 2023