butthole man

(To the tune of Macho Man by the Village People)

BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! IM GONNA FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

Man 1: I’m looking for a strapping bloke to stimulate my prostate this evening….
Man 2: Well brother, I think we can make some magic happen, because I’m a BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! I’ll FUCK N’ FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

by Treywinmag November 7, 2023

Butthole Bruiser

Butthole Bruiser: A human being who drives an obnoxiously loud and lifted truck, with lights in the wheels brighter than anyone's possible future.

Bryan really became a Butthole Bruiser when he bought that 2011 Dodge Cummins with the rock lights

by XerxesManifest June 8, 2025

Face-butthole

Someone who spews an inordinate amount of shit from their mouth has a face-butthole.

Your face-butthole smells like you’ve been eating cat shit all day.

by MileHighHose August 6, 2019

poopy butthole

and toilet paper gets stuck up your ass with a shit attached to it then it gets sucked up so toilet paper and shit is up your ass

i had a poopy butthole happen yesterday

by mommymaddie September 15, 2022

Butthole juice

From a long day with physical labor. Your ass obtains sweat and anal secretians

I worked so hard today. I had tons of butthole juice

by H€rb$ September 23, 2022

Deadlift dirty butthole

My glutes are sooo big & my crack sooo deep from deadlifts that in the shower i can't reach my butthole to clean it.

I got skids from deadlift dirty butthole.

by asystole June 28, 2025

Tupacs butthole

its brown and stinky and got poop cuming out of it

"i just licked Tupacs butthole!"
"how tasty was it?"
"amazing!!! and brown and stinky"

by penis bou October 18, 2022