blonde

1. A fair, yellowish hair color.

2. An insult to any color haired people; another word for dumb or stupid.

Blonde1: Oh! My! Gosh! I think my goldfish just drowned!

Blonde2: That's a tragedy! Hey, do you know you what 'tragedy' means?

Blonde1: Beats me!

Brunette: You two are so BLONDE!

by kate blanchlet October 21, 2006

She belongs to the streets

Used mostly by insecure incel men who can't get the idea of woman being sexually active and living for themselves, not for men, into their little minds

Person 1: damn she belongs to the streets
Person 2: what? Did she cheat on him?

Person 1: No. She just happens to enjoy sex
Person 2: are an absolute idiot

by Kurt Cobain wouldn't approve June 19, 2020

mexican blonde

a mexican girl who act as a blonde, dumb but pretty

the mexican blonde was pushing the door instead of pulling it

by nantoki July 4, 2010

blonde moment

when someone who is not usually ditzy acts like a total ass; when you feel the need to act like Britney Spears

i usually act like i have a brain, but right now im having a blonde moment

by kate September 29, 2003

blonde moment

An occaision of a very not-bright action or oration

I didn't mean to say 2+2=5. I must have been having a blonde moment

by Jason McCoy October 2, 2003

Lebanese Blonde

A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts soda water, 1 part Goldschläger (just for the gold flakes), 1 part Lebanese Arak, and 1 part warm Disaronno (yes, i said "warm"). Has a pale reddish-gold color and warm temperature and taste....like an actual Lebanese blonde.

Bartender: What'll it be?
Patron: Yeah, I'd like a Lebanese Blonde.
Bartender: sorry we're fresh out of arak.
Patron: Wha da fuk! That's like saying we're fresh outta pussy!

by tomazgeofferson July 30, 2012

Dumb blonde

A stereotype made by insecure brunettes, who are jealous that guys just like blondes better!!!

Brunette: ew look at that dumb blonde

Guy: dayyyyum that blonde is hot af

by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014