Cuddle the Pink Bat

1) Made famous by Twitch streamer Crumps2, a home run hit by a pink colored bat.

2) A euphemism for masturbation

1) "Back! Deep! That was a MOONSHOT, folks!"
"Time to Cuddle the Pink Bat!"

2) "Man, Coach's Daughter is hot! Time to Cuddle the Pink Bat!"

by Byte Man March 26, 2017

Bat faced

Really really drunk. As drunk as a skunk. Pissed off your head.

Dude! You were soooo bat faced last night. Are you gonna back the truck up tonight?

by TommyTeaCosy July 30, 2009

Bat Shit Crazy

Some one who is so off the wall insane that they just do the dumbest, most immature, revolting things.

My Ex-Girfrend e-mailed my new girl trying to scare her off
She is bat shit crazy!

by Ouch! Don't do that March 21, 2010

bat and two balls

male genetalia, male private parts,
a penis resembles like a (baseball) bat
and the testicles resemble like 2 (base)balls

Man 1: My bat and two balls hurt from fukin' Joanna all night...she sucked my balls and then squeezed them HARD!!!

by blthrskt October 20, 2005

Right off the bat

Immedietly or straight away

"I could tell something was wrong right off the bat"

"China got the coronavirus right off the bat"

by Madlad' May 5, 2020

football bat

something really big, covers alot of space.

That bitch was hit with a football bat.

by Tawny November 17, 2004

boring as bat shit

A common phrase that is deeply rooted in the Australian vernacular and frequently used to convey your disappointment in a person or a thing.

"Your performance was as boring as bat shit," said Kyle Sandilands, a past judge from Australian Idol.

by Norman Harvey September 7, 2016