Gollum Bangs

(n); when a female has a few strands of long thin hairs coming straight down on her forehead, usually ending right above the eyes- thus resembling the LOTR character, Gollum's, bangs. Usually accompanied by a pony tail.

That fat girl at the bar with the pony tail has some gollum bangs!

by biggirlsequallove July 17, 2009

Skrang Bangs

String beans. Most often prepared by a grandmother.

I found the holy ghost... In grandma's turkey wangs and skrang bangs. It's just something special about grandmas food. I can taste all the love, feet, switches, and house robes up in this shit.

by Crashington July 6, 2010

Picnic Bags

The breasts of a woman who is lactating and/or breastfeeding

Look at milf with the baby stroller- she has the biggest picnic bags I have ever seen!

by juliejunkyard December 15, 2010

side bangs

Affairs conducted by celebrities, politicians, or anyone else the media decides to waste their time on.

As a result of years of reckless side bangs, Arnold earned the nickname The Sperminator.

by PirateIceCream June 24, 2011

Bieber Bangs

The teenage comb-over

Nice bieber bangs
Na its a teenage comb-over

by Penguin Man 87 September 5, 2011

Peen Bags

boobs. 2 nice fatsacks made for a man to stick his willy between.

Wow that chick has osm big honkin peen bags

by Worm_Y September 23, 2011

jewel bags

Scientific term: labia majora. The loose lips around a woman's vagina. Pussy lips.

Man - Julie's jewel bags needs to get cleaned every once in a while. They're getting dirty.

by the majora tom December 1, 2011