bakersfield

Yes, it's hot. It can suck. However, its what you make of it. Either way, we still have a pretty bad reputation as a glorified hick-ville...

My friend & I during a random roadtrip to Aspen, CO:

random boy at a bar: hey, where are you girls from?
us: california
random boy: you girls here for the bachlorette party?
us: uhm, no. we're visiting friends. who would come all
the way from cali to get married?
random boy: would you rather get married in aspen or vegas?
my friend: well, i would get married in vegas.
random boy: YOU MUST BE FROM BAKERSFIELD!!!!

How the hell he pulled that out of his ass when all he had was the entire CA I'll never know.

by gotAwayFromThere November 9, 2006

bakering

N; having sex while playing halo 3 (girl must take clothes off)

dude sorry i couldn't IM i was bakering

by Cooper Johnason April 1, 2009

9-banger

1. A very prestigious title received when you have succeeded to bang a girl 9 consecutive times.

2. An Mk 9-banger flash-bang, one of the most loudest flash-bangs you can buy.

Guy 1: What'd you do with that chick last night?
Guy 2: I 9-banged her!
Guy 1: Holy fuck!
Guy 2: Behold! I am the 9-banger!!

by Try hard gamer November 8, 2011

Bible Banger

A member of the group of uptight assholes (like my father and stepmom) whos whole life revolves around praising a book and worshiping some dead bloody guy nailed to two pieces of wood formed into a "t" shape.

i hate the bible bangers. they won let me blast my blink-182 cds! the fucking assholes!

by x-blink-a-holic-x February 24, 2005

Bakerloo Breeze

The farts you encounter before an imminent turd, not unlike the warm breeze felt when waiting on the platform of a tube station as a train approaches. The "train" in this case is your stool, & the tube is your anus.

The Bakerloo Breeze is a sure fire signal you must Drop the Kids Off at the Pool

by Just Touch It December 2, 2004

Jack Baker Solution

Cutting off the tops of your socks with a pocket knife, in order to wipe your ass when no toilet paper or other paper products are available. Thus enabling you to keep the lower portion as a sock still. Most commonly used in the Latin american countries where toilet paper is precious. See also " Sock Monkey ".

I had an explosive case of Diarhhea in the Gas station bathroom before I realized there was no toliet paper or towels. However I was safe because I used the "Jack Baker Solution". THANKS JACK!

by Shatty Mcshatster December 28, 2007

Slu-banger

A slu-banger is a girl with a flimsy edge. This girl has been around the block a time or two. She is essentially a whore. however not just any whore can make the 'slubanger requirements... she has to be a white girl, aged 13 to 28, not afraid of losing her anal virginity at the drop of a hat. She also frequently takes Hoosiers to the eye and loves 2 girls and 1 cup.

Let's go jock on some slu-bangers tonight.

by Adam "fucking" W January 3, 2008