Boyfriend Code #1

As the boyfriend of the relationship, you’re girlfriend is always the cutest, no matter the situation. In an argument you are granted by royal bro decree to veto any attempt she makes and calling you the cutest.

“Yeah man, my girlfriend is the cutest.”

“Sorry babe, according to Boyfriend Code #1, it’s decreed that you are the cutest one in this relationship, twenty-four seven, three-hundred and sixty-five days a year.”

by VikingLad October 01, 2021

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Super Boyfriend Mode

When you go above and beyond the call of duty to do something for your girlfriend.

Emily: It's 5 am. Why are you still up?
Kyle: My girlfriend Becky can't sleep so I'm keeping her company on MSN.
Emily: I'm going to bed. Good luck staying awake.
Kyle: I'll be fine, super boyfriend mode has kicked in.

by Pudge Jefferson January 04, 2010

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annoying boyfriend

A bf who is fucking irritating

My annoying boyfriend won't let me get a dildo!

by Squirting February 14, 2016

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Faux Boyfriend

1. someone that you treat like a boyfriend when you want to piss off someone else! but they aren't really your man! that help keep the other women/men at bay! see also sex partners, side-piece

I don't have time for these dudes today, i am just going to be up under my Faux Boyfriend.

by concernedman007 February 12, 2014

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