batting day remake

a fucking shitty game that causes someone to develop brain rot

doctor: whats wrong

me: my brain dead

doctor: what have you been doing in your spare time?

me: i've been playing a game called batting day remake

doctor: well, you have really bad brain rot

by i hate freethinkers February 26, 2022

Bat faced

Really really drunk. As drunk as a skunk. Pissed off your head.

Dude! You were soooo bat faced last night. Are you gonna back the truck up tonight?

by TommyTeaCosy July 30, 2009

Bat Shit Crazy

Some one who is so off the wall insane that they just do the dumbest, most immature, revolting things.

My Ex-Girfrend e-mailed my new girl trying to scare her off
She is bat shit crazy!

by Ouch! Don't do that March 21, 2010

bat and two balls

male genetalia, male private parts,
a penis resembles like a (baseball) bat
and the testicles resemble like 2 (base)balls

Man 1: My bat and two balls hurt from fukin' Joanna all night...she sucked my balls and then squeezed them HARD!!!

by blthrskt October 20, 2005

Right off the bat

Immedietly or straight away

"I could tell something was wrong right off the bat"

"China got the coronavirus right off the bat"

by Madlad' May 5, 2020

football bat

something really big, covers alot of space.

That bitch was hit with a football bat.

by Tawny November 17, 2004

Bat You Down

To beat the mess out someone or to throw them down to the ground. Usually people from Louisiana say this word.

Keep messing around boy I will bat you down you heard me.

by Chris Sails May 15, 2018