August 4th

National send ass pic day

It’s August 4th so send me an ass pic

by Pissoff321789 August 3, 2022

August 20

National Shoot Your shot day
August 20 is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.

Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”

John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”

Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways because its August 20”

by Overtake August 20, 2022

August 26th

August 26th is the day where everything changes. Things are coming, get ready, mind your surroundings. Make it out Alive.

“Hey dude, August 26th is coming soon.”

“No…. No it can’t be”

“What are you talking about?”

“NO. RUN.”

by oovantoovan August 21, 2022

August 26

Your best friend has to buy you your favorite food

On August 26 your best friend has to buy you your favorite food

by Mlcg1 August 25, 2022

August 28th

National tell your girlfriend her pubes look nice day

“Hey babe it’s August 28th, your pubes look great”

by cornychips August 28, 2022

Autistic ahh horse

A horse who runs off cliffs and gets you demolished in the wild west and red dead

Person 1: GOD DAMN IT MY AUTISTIC AHH HORSE JUST JUMPED OFF THE FUCKING CLIFF!
Person 2: Damn bro that's just crazy...

by Spliceez March 8, 2023

August 12th 2036

This is assumed as the heat death of the universe/end of the universe. This was said on a livestream of AI sponge which is a YouTube streamer that live streams AI generated SpongeBob episodes.

Mark: Hey Jake!
Jake: AUGUST 12TH 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.

by ThatCam July 7, 2023