Asian Mangler

The Token Asian who gets you fucked up at the club! He or she usually sports some LED light gloves, LED flash lights, and Vicks Vaporub. Sometimes they can be found with a baby pacifier in their mouth. They usually use their arsenal of LED lights and toys to amplify your high, providing free up close and personal, finger light shows.

I wasn't feeling anything, then the Asian Mangler came and lit me up.

by DaBringa June 4, 2018

asian mustache

When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.

I came on her face using a U shape pattern, resulting in an Asian Mustache.

by Deee Bag October 16, 2014

Asian envelope

“A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope”

She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done

by ImSataniic May 11, 2023

Getting Asian

Verb. When you get so high that your eyes start to squint like an asian. (Originated in Keller, Texas)

“Bro that last puff has me getting asian, I can barely even see.”

by EvonHuddler September 17, 2017

Asian five

The subjects which Asians stereotypically do at A-level. In the UK this means Maths, Further Maths, Biology, Chemistry and Physics.

I want to be a doctor when I get older. I'm studying the Asian five.

by jonny_mcgoldsteyn November 12, 2017

Asian Weener

A small Vienna sausage that nobody really wants to eat because it's just too small.

Bro, we were eating dinner and it's sad to see all those asian weeners go to waste

by Mycoxafloppin February 17, 2021

Asian Mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is viewed as a unit-of-free-will.

This would contrast with the European view of mythology in which inevitability is posited as an object of predetermination.

The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that there are two types of fatalism: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.

This indicates that Eastern mythology is dependent upon a paradigm called "pre-contingency."

by fightfacilities January 3, 2021