The Asian Trilogy

the school subjects that constitute stress, suicidal tendencies and fulfill your parents dreams about living their lives through you. Made up of Extention/ advanced mathematics, chemistry and physics. they are typical subjects done by asians and other smart people. can also be accompanied but not limited to biology, economics, legal studies.

bro, the asian trilogy is so hard wtf?
cmon guys i do the asian trilogy, you know im smart af.

by calabasas June 9, 2017

Asian Canoli

The sexual act of a man having sex with an egg roll and ejaculates inside it.

Did your wife like the Asian Canoli’s I gave her last night?

by Jables36 September 3, 2021

Asian trump

trump if he was asian

orange trump more like Asian trump

by chucken nugites October 28, 2020

Getting Asian

When you get so high you squint your eyes and look Asian.

Yo man, that weed you gave me got me so high, I was getting asian and was squinting my eyes!

by HIVMonkey December 28, 2017

Asian five

The subjects which Asians stereotypically do at A-level. In the UK this means Maths, Further Maths, Biology, Chemistry and Physics.

I want to be a doctor when I get older. I'm studying the Asian five.

by jonny_mcgoldsteyn November 12, 2017

Asian-echolocation

The ability of an Asian to sense a fellow Asian.

Due to Asian-echolocation, she knew her Asian friend had entered the room.

by banny bebez May 30, 2018

Lucky Asian

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Lucky Asian Jo was upset.

by TheRealFroot January 8, 2021