asian standoff

Two cars arrive at a four-stop at the same time. Both cars inch forward and stop, but no one crosses the intersection. And we wait. And wait. Cars in this situation are typically driven by Asians.
I could't get through the intersection quickly because we had an Asian Standoff blocking the intersection.
by BrofessorD May 22, 2017
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Asian pear

A person of Asian origin , who carries all their fat on lower end like pear, C’ mon haven’t y’all read up on body shapes and wat not.
“Don’t worry Kimmy Chu, you eat extra , you nice Asian Pear. Not like Sam, she tree.”
by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022
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Asian Soup

When an Asian is fucking a transgendered and then realises that he just cummed in a guys butt but comes to reality and starts to eat out the guys butthole later realising it was alphabet soup and the letters spelt STD
Yoooo did you hear Braden get the Asian soup! He is so yellow now!
by Peterthefrogislol September 20, 2017
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Asian envelope

“A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope
She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done
by ImSataniic May 11, 2023
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Mad Asian

Mad Asian reffers to something being sick, or badass.
by Tyruct Jenkins April 03, 2011
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Lucky Asian

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Lucky Asian Jo was upset.
by TheRealFroot January 09, 2021
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Asian five

The subjects which Asians stereotypically do at A-level. In the UK this means Maths, Further Maths, Biology, Chemistry and Physics.
I want to be a doctor when I get older. I'm studying the Asian five.
by jonny_mcgoldsteyn November 12, 2017
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