anus mcflackus

Making a puppet from dry or chapped butt cheeks.

During a night of intense sexaul exploration. I decided to introduce my girl to life long friend, Anus McFlackus.

by Anus McFlackus June 18, 2016

Candy anus

Noun- a sweet tasting anus

Hot damn his candy anus was so good I got a cavity

by Tigerwaffle June 12, 2016

ANUS

Annual Net Usage Statistics (Friends Reference)

"The ANUS is in... and it's ugly"

by -Apersonyoudontknow May 12, 2016

anus blower

Anus blower: A leafbower-type of sex toy that you put up the anus

and use to blow everything around it can also be used to inflate the stomach like a balloon. May cause serious injury without the proper amount of lube applied

Guy #1"Dude, she's so into me, she even let me use an anus blower"
Guy #2"On her or on yourself?" Guy #1"What do you think?" Guy #2"Dude I leterally see the tear streaks"

by The anus blower June 3, 2016

Anus-Art

The nonsense of randomly drawn faces, love notes, and genitals in middle school bathroom stalls.

Dude there are numerous peices of anus-art in the bathroom; even though the year has just started!

by I Find Fart Jokes Funny September 24, 2016

taco anus

A general term of endearment referring to members of the renaissance fair disguised as an offensive term

Chris........you're such a taco anus

by Scortese September 21, 2016

crunchy anus

When Princess Twilight gets anal fucked by the homeless humans. Their penises are so deep in shit that they crunch when they fuck her. Also, they never wash them.

TWALAIT SPARKLLLL HAZ CRUNCHY ANUS! Кстати, вы все - говно с хуями во рту и кастраты. Хехеххехе.

by Kriker August 24, 2016