Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket. Instead you shove chili cheese fries up her vagina and eat it out of her vagina.
"Dude why are you so gassy today?"
"Oh man, I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Chili Pocket last night."
"Oh man, I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Chili Pocket last night."
by sirterrence45 May 6, 2013
Get the Alabama Chili Pocketmug. "two in the cooter and one in the pooper" Known up north as the shocker. The act of fingering a girls vag with two fingers and inserting the other in her butt.
by Jack Mehoff2 June 22, 2008
Get the alabama snake slidemug. In the epic pursuit of carnal pleasures, there are few "intimacy enhancers" more potent than the "Alabama Pleasure Pack". Composed of but not limited to: One sleeve of goody's powder; one 20oz Mountian Berry Blast Powerade; a pack of bubblicious watermelon bubble gum; approx 21.2g of Funyuns; one expired condom (off brand only) and two tickets to the local livestock auction. The inclusion of semi-solid dairy products (i.e. Cheese Whiz) is highly recommended for lubrication purposes. The Alabama Pleasure Pack is often carried in a brown paper bag to your erotic destination. Application is completely at the end user's discretion.
"Hey Bubba, did your sister finally give it up last night?"
"Yeah she was hesitant at first, until i pulled out the ol' Alabama Pleasure Pack and by the end of the night she was pulling her teeth out of the ceiling fan and we still can't find the dog. My finger smells like it's been in a wookie.
"Yeah she was hesitant at first, until i pulled out the ol' Alabama Pleasure Pack and by the end of the night she was pulling her teeth out of the ceiling fan and we still can't find the dog. My finger smells like it's been in a wookie.
by Leo Joseph July 10, 2010
Get the Alabama Pleasure Packmug. by LilDump April 18, 2019
Get the Alabama Siamese Twinmug. Having Sex with either your Sister or Cousin, it dont matter. Takin a massive shit where ever the hell you want.
by LxGm_Shelp March 3, 2019
Get the Livin the Alabama dreammug. An Alabama Toilet Buster is where a man and a woman(redneck) initiate a 69 position in the bathroom. As soon as you finish, you will become raged and bodyslam the woman onto the toilet. You then dunk her head into your last night shit and force her to eat your shit. You then vomit into the toilet forcing her to, again to eat any of the sopping shit along with your vomit. Avoid this sex act when around fellow redneck as it will send them into a rage, inducing the same sex act upon you.
I gave Krystal a Alabama Toilet Buster around her cousin and her cousin induced the same act upon me.
by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017
Get the Alabama Toilet Bustermug. When having insane sex on top of a civil war era cannon your partner screams FUCK ME HARDER resulting in you pulling out from fear, the resulting queef launches your partner 10 feet in the air pulling a confederate flag behind her showing the pride of this amazing country. (can only be performed in alabama)
Pipedope: hey Snakeman wanna try the Alabama queef canon?
Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going
Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going
by the one and only steve March 30, 2019
Get the Alabama queef canonmug.