John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.

Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."

by SpicyChickenSandwich September 24, 2022

Lil Jon-ing

When you genuinely do not care about what someones saying to you and dont listen, but still respond to not seem rude.

Person 1: Hey did you hear , I got a limited edition Ultra Lord action figure yesterday !
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: It has Karate Chop Action Too!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Im gonna keep it in mint condition though so its worth something in the future.
Person 2: Okay.
(if you didnt know already, Person 2 doesnt care about the action figure and is Lil Jon-ing the conversation.)

by davindervis1112 September 20, 2017

Doom AI-ing

Endlessly chatting with ChatGPT, Pi, Bard, etc.
Like Doom Scrolling, except it's a two way street. Major time killer, research assistant, interested friend, and empathetic shoulder to (virtually) cry on if you need it.

Person A: "Oh man, I didnt get ANY sleep last night. I was Doom AI-ing again,fact-checking Youtube videos, giving them crazy, unanswerable questions, ranting about our incompetent congressmen, and sweet-talking her, just to see how she'd react.. We had a great time together!"

by Reverend_Dude March 17, 2025

DPG-ing

Dipropylene glycol or dpg is a mixture of three isomeric chemical compounds, 4-oxa-2,6-heptandiol, 2-(2-hydroxy-propoxy)-propan-1-ol, and 2-(2-hydroxy-1-methyl-ethoxy)-propan-1-ol. It is a colorless, nearly odorless liquid with a high boiling point and low toxicity.23 If someone gets filled with Dipropylene glycol, they will say "help im DPG-ing" instead of "help I'm filled with Dipropylene glycol" and this will reduce a lot of times.

"Help, I'm DPG-ing, can you bring some Glycol Removal Product?"

by Henroryn dicolumn June 16, 2025

Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)

I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper

by Faecal matters December 4, 2015

D-ing

When someone acts incredibly dumb because of adhd. Usually people who do this act have names that start with the letter E.

Can you STOP D-ING! You just spilled my coffee.

by SofT_TrOn October 23, 2018

jw-ing

describes one not doing anything.

James has been lazing around everyday, he's always jw-ing.

by moosucks October 28, 2021