Rod Stewart Old

Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.

Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.

by Dad is looking January 26, 2020

rod

Long, hard straight instrument, used for various reasons. Some being penetration others being complete and total pleasure.

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

Shove that rod deep inside me.

by The wenis master October 26, 2017

rod lamp

Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats

Man that guy is such an a**hole, I wish someone would give him the old rod lamp.

by MassHole 2020 November 3, 2020

white rod in little china

A white man with an average size or more dick in an Asian country waiting to get some action from the local Asian hookers.

Man: "I'm going to go to all kinds by of bars in Beijing!"

Friend: "Here's this drink to you, white rod in little China!!!"

by FuckAllNiggers June 17, 2017

Z-rod

My dog's pecker, it's huge!!!!

Tie him down by Z-rod...

by P-didit June 15, 2009

Rod chaser

A female that chases welders, specifically pipeline welders. She takes all of his money but fucks all of his friends. These type of women can usually be found trolling through RV parks looking for the next welding rig.

Cab up and hide your rig! There’s a rod chaser on the loose!

by weldfastandeatass May 5, 2019

rod raper

A woman or man that grabs your morning wood before you wake up.

I woke up with my dick in Mandy's hand this morning. She's such a rod raper.

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018