Muff Ears

When every sound you hear is an orgasm to you except white noise. a.k.a patrick

oi! patrick! You have muff ears!

by paulmakespasties September 12, 2006

muff muffler

an asshole that for some reason finds it necessary to prevent you from getting any cheeks.

yo dog i was tryin to have some butt sex wit dat mexican bitch yesterday at the party, but some muff muffler came out of nowhere and fucked that up. SO THEN I KILLED HIM

by tyriqfromthestreet November 12, 2009

bitch muff

A phrase used to portay extreme displeasure and/or disgust. A negative response.

"Aww bitch muff. My head is killing me."

by Kimmyboo May 21, 2006

Muff Murderer

The slayer of all pussy's that have very hairy like qualities

Damn, chris is the coldest muff murderer on the east coast.

im a muff murderer, and you better respect it.

by Muffalufagus September 13, 2009

turd muff

also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture

You are such a turd muff!

by BIGcrapCHUNKSeverywhere March 1, 2009

muff bag

very small skimpy panties/thongs

That's a hot little muff bag she has on!

by yachtdog December 15, 2008

Muff cabbage

Its a jersey thing.

Guy: you got muff cabbage!

Girl: What?

Guy: its a jersey thing...

Girl: douche.

by cjdoh October 16, 2010