muff muffin

Term derived from the ancient greeks, meaning someone who enjoys the muff.
Or also commonly used to describe someone of mental retardation.

Andrew Culp is the biggest muff muffin of life.. fosh!

by AShley HARPER November 12, 2008

Muff Murderer

The slayer of all pussy's that have very hairy like qualities

Damn, chris is the coldest muff murderer on the east coast.

im a muff murderer, and you better respect it.

by Muffalufagus September 13, 2009

muff muffler

an asshole that for some reason finds it necessary to prevent you from getting any cheeks.

yo dog i was tryin to have some butt sex wit dat mexican bitch yesterday at the party, but some muff muffler came out of nowhere and fucked that up. SO THEN I KILLED HIM

by tyriqfromthestreet November 12, 2009

bitch muff

A phrase used to portay extreme displeasure and/or disgust. A negative response.

"Aww bitch muff. My head is killing me."

by Kimmyboo May 21, 2006

turd muff

also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture

You are such a turd muff!

by BIGcrapCHUNKSeverywhere March 1, 2009

muff bag

very small skimpy panties/thongs

That's a hot little muff bag she has on!

by yachtdog December 15, 2008

Muff cabbage

Its a jersey thing.

Guy: you got muff cabbage!

Girl: What?

Guy: its a jersey thing...

Girl: douche.

by cjdoh October 16, 2010