mouse

usually has big as fuck eyes, and is an annoying little shit who is constantly around you and never goes away.

holy shit, get the mouse away from me.
why is she such a mouse.

by Ksbdvrjeoek122 May 15, 2018

cooter mouse

Tampon; Feminine Hygiene Product

When the plumber snaked the toilet line he found the cause of the clog was a cooter mouse.

by tinyhands4lyf January 20, 2024

micheal mouse

micky mouse but formally

micky? thats a name for a friend
and micheal mouse is no friend of mine

by keyboardsmashingsound February 15, 2023

MOUSE

THERE'S A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE

MOUSE IN HOUSE MOUSE IN HOUSE

by CatMan3 February 24, 2021

Field Mouse

The small, hick town equivalent of a hood rat.

I lock it up because of the hood rat, well we ain’t got no hood so, field mouse I guess.

by mooseknuckles69 October 31, 2024

mickey mouse player

Somebody that is absolutely terrible at league of legends.

Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1

by Affrodisiac June 6, 2022

mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)

moans all the time why dont u kys mickey mouse

Person 1: Hey mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)!
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys

by mkunga May 4, 2023