Jim the Chair

Boyfriend of Smera, previously believed to be dead, when seen he is usually kicked

I saw Jim the Chair yesterday and I thought he was a ghost.

by Yucky295Ducky582 December 06, 2022

Jim C

CHAD he is the best Chad ever to exist and a God coder

Ladies: O SHIT ITS JIM C *Swoons to the floor*

by Chadlord 69420 May 07, 2021

angry jim

An individual who knows no limits, both morally and socially. A enigmatic fusion of affability and nonchalance that charms and frustrates in equal measure. He bangs in the goals and pulls all the birds, despite wearing his grandad's hand-me-down jumper purchased from Q&A in 1975. Has to grow a beard to look a day over 14, and thinks he's a baller despite growing up in Surrey and having Taylor Swift on his iTunes.

He's gone and done an Angry Jim. Drinking pina coladas in a sombrero at a funeral.

by AJ1000000 July 15, 2017

silly jim

when you pop a boner and fart at the same time

yo no way bro i can't belive you cracked a silly jim out on that 3 way with kelly last night!!

by sheep.boners April 22, 2016

Jim Dear

In the film Lady and the Tramp, Lady thinks her human companions are named "Darling" and "Jim Dear."

also, a nickname I really like (:

Jim Dear, won't you come have dinner with me?

Jim Dear, you know I love you.

by Shaney70934 January 21, 2013

screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 February 26, 2016

Big Jim

The legend, the BBQ God, the party entertainment. That one person who is the reason a party comes together, some sort of myth

I was going to go to the party but no Big Jim present... It's an early night for me

by Samdel567 July 30, 2017