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by deezies November 12, 2023
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jonathan quinones

A 22 year old bitch who beats women and is a deadbeat. He has 4 kids but doesn't support any. One may say " my baby dad is such a jonathan quinones " Because his name itself means dead beat and crack head.
Yo her baby dad is such a jonathan quinones ..poor girl
by Miss Pickle October 19, 2018
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jonathan mannering

Like if Linguini was an english major and was combined with a french Ron Weasley
I've got Jonathan Mannering this semester. Suffice to say that this will suck in most wonderful way
by The Blackrock Slicer October 16, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathan is that one guy that won't leave your mind.
Ever sense I met Jonathan I always had this feeling about him. And whenever we're together I just feel like the world around me stopped completely. I've never loved someone the way I do to him and is just incredibly surprising how someone I thought I would never be friends with a big part of my life like that.
by theloverandhatergirl November 20, 2023
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Jonathan

A fuckin weirdo, that one kid that tries to hit on every girl yet still seems to get rejected by all of them
Jonathan keeps sliding in my dms ew.
by hillbillybongbong March 19, 2019
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Jonathan

Jonathan has busted and plump lips. He also has a big head. Jonathan is sweet and has dry humor. Most Jonathan’s like to skateboard. Jonathan’s tend to be skinny like a skeleton. Lastly, Jonathan is cute and a good friend. Though Jonathan’s will not approach you, you must approach them. Once you become their friend you must maintain that bond.
Jonathan is a kind person.
by Tutter November 26, 2021
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Jonathan

A sweet and adorable 13 year old man I truly love and adore so much that I could hug him and squeeze him to death (not really), he’s literally the love of my life and I cannot let go of him no matter what situation we’re in. I will continue to die for this man. -written by anna
"A sweet and precious boy named jonathan."
by UrbanAnna April 25, 2022
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