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sumerian burrito

When you can't fit your penis inside the dead baby so you just fuck it instead.
"Stay still little jimmy this might hurt"
I'm gonna give you a Sumerian burrito
by Sumerian burrito November 15, 2016
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Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride
Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”
by LigmaSawconNigga August 27, 2022
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Diabetes Burrito

Something on the original taco bell 5$ menu that makes you shit bricks.
"I had to be on the toliet for two hours after eating that diabetes burrito"
by SwampyAsser July 21, 2018
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Shiny Burrito

The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex
yeah fredrick gave me a shiny burrito last night poop got everywhere it was still great though
by stinkface February 22, 2008
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Discreto burrito

When someone is hispanic but due to appearance and mannerisms its undetectable.
John: You know Liz is hispanic
Mark: Really? I never knew!
John: yeh shes a discreto burrito
by HeylooUD October 30, 2011
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Bean burrito

The act of stuffing your balls into the vagina of a Mexican woman while she's wrapped in a blanket
This girl invited me over to Netflix and chill and I toltaly turned her into a bean burrito
by Dami_Nuf May 4, 2024
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Burrito after dark

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark
by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023
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