National Newport Day

17th May. A day where people of all culture and historic backgrounds who live or are from Newport, come together and celebrate at a parade.

"Oh will you be at the Tredegar parade on the 17th of May?"
"Its National Newport Day"

by BigBillyTheTalkGuy November 12, 2025

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National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021

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National BFF day

A day where you and your bsf have fun with each other and get closer!

Girl: Hey bff! Wanna spent national BFF day with me?
Bff: yeah sure ofc!

by Yoyoyo!blowmeoutdaddy January 4, 2021

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February 10, a day for humanity. One to remember and look forward to each and every year. For all us fellas going through the mud, todays the day where that mud is gone. Todays THAT DAY when you know that the bag has been on your back for too long. Congratulations fellas.

Yo dude! Tommorow is National Out of Your Bag Day! I don’t have to be depressed all the time anymore!

by JamesheartSP February 10, 2022

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National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

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