National pocket watch baby slime day

the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money

"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"

by TheyWontLetMeUseHarold August 24, 2023

Bum/broke baby daddy

My baby daddy

My bum/broke baby daddy is a clown

by Cardi red October 14, 2025

Gyatt Skibidi Baby Gronx Fanum tax Ohio rizzy Rizzler Grimace shake Lord

A pussy licking monster that eats little children at night

My child, Little Timmy, was taken by the Gyatt Skibidi Baby Gronx Fanum tax Ohio rizzy Rizzler Grimace shake Lord for his balls to be sucked dry.

by Nigglers in my butthole April 5, 2024

Feed the baby birds

A vomit burp. Or basically like mother birds that regurgitate food for their young...

"you look sick, are you going to feed the baby birds?"

*burp
"ew I just fed the baby birds, tasted like Wendy's"

"did you smell that?!?! I think Ryan is feeding the baby birds"

by Twinkdestroyer August 25, 2013

Dirt Baby

A unsavory person who by the way they act or dress you imagine they would have been dirty,poor or troubled as a child.

You see that guy over there with the flat bill and the neck tattoos he looks like a dirt baby.

by Low budget definition September 2, 2025

baby worthy

whern something is very good or something you do, that you are proud of

Tom: did you see that triple head shot

Ryan: yes, it was baby worthy

by berrelinwindow September 8, 2009

Did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?

No, you probably heard this on the radio

Hey did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?
NO IDIOT

by Hawdndidueu April 17, 2021