Vile sex act 3

Right after you blow your load in her mouth, duct tape her mouth shut. Then unleash your fury onto her jaw until she is knocked out. Then, take her to the nearest emementary school and tie her up to the flag pole naked.

I would love to be those kids...

by Marshall, Adam and Travis December 13, 2003

Real sex talk with Sue

This describes when one is getting really serious. It comes from the show "Real sex talk with Sue" where an inappropriately old lady gives sex advice that is very graphic.

Things are getting real sex talk with sue in here!

by Savvy1 November 11, 2010

h&r block sex

when you have sex with your tax service provider inside of a box immediately after doing your taxes

hey tax guy... wanna h&r block sex after this?

by taxevader77 May 12, 2021

i want hard sex

when you want hard sex

im home i want hard sex with you you little cumslut

by verypogchamp August 31, 2021

Gay nigga E-sex

Big black gay niggas shaking ass on their cellular phone while cuming shitting and pissing.

Bro, I’m in the mood for some gay Nigga E-sex.

by Bigblackmenkissing June 14, 2022

Listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick

An experience. Consider your options wisely.

Bruh I was just listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick on the UrbDic and it changed my life.
Bro that's so cool but how about "I Love You Jesus" by Trisha Paytas?

by Stan Key Bousi November 3, 2020

Slip-n-Slide Sex

Slip-n-slide sex is when you are fucking a girl doggie style and pull out and jizz on her back then immediately afterwards you push her down flat and thrust yourself forward on her back using your new "slippery" surface as your "Slip-n-slide ".

I had her near the end of the bed so when I was finished I had enough room for Slip-n-Slide Sex before raming into the headboard.

by Daring Darian Lake July 18, 2016