Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 12, 2018

Getting Viced

When you're having sex with someone and you're close, so they grab the sides of your face to look in your eyes and watch you cum.

Named because they're holding your face straight similar to how a vice grips things.

I was getting viced the other day by Sarah, I think I might be in love.

by MoonrBert December 28, 2020

Guns Get The Huns

Fully sick arm muscles (see guns) are the key to attracting females also known as honeys (see huns)

John: But do you have abs?

Bruce: No I don't but I have good arms
John: Sweet, guns get the huns mate

by decibel_spl May 4, 2018

get shrekt noob

a term understood mostly by ancient Greek philosophers. It has many philosophical meanings.

get shrekt noob

by the very big gay July 17, 2018

Get Cooked Cunt

An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself".

Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc

Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends!
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.

by TradStick49 November 27, 2023

Don’t get fizzy

To not be, stressed, irate and/or angry

John says “ scuse me I’ve been waiting 20 monitored for my drink, where is it ? !! “

Aaron says “ sorry sir, it’s on its way, don’t get fizzy “

by Don’t get fizzy November 26, 2021

Getting crotched

When two people go into the scissoring position fully clothed and rub, commonly used in Utah among Mormons

Last night I was getting crotched by that floozie

by dangerdan29 December 29, 2023