turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018

Mole Head

To suck a massive mole on a Woman's face like you are giving it head

Dude did you have to give that 'Mole Head'

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

Dick-Head

Teenage boy who’s mutant Dick has grown to an enormous size from birth and is amputated to the head. Also has the hair of what you would find on a grown mans Dick.

Maaannn, look at that big Dick-Head

by Ya Dad lesbian lol November 12, 2018

A horse's head going down the drain

When something is very unlikely to happen or unbelievable.

That's so crazy it's like a horse's head going down the drain.

by Ocular Fire September 7, 2023

Smack head smasher

Someone who likes to have sexual activity with smack heads

You’re a smack head smasher

by @Jrdznn - insta November 13, 2020

Base head

Maesean. Caleb. Willie. Basically the whole track team.

The amount of base headed-ness depends on the amount of dumb things a person does in one day. Levels ranging from being a base head to being a based god. Base god being the highest level of being based. Rodrick sykes and johnna (last name) are current holders of the based god title.

Mark and Caleb: lets go to the beach or something

Johnna: what banquet?
Mark: oh gosh you a base head
Caleb: other hand sykes

by Hurdle homie M March 13, 2017

head

means getting bread not sex smh y’all wildin

aye shorty wanna get some head

by billlwill March 28, 2022